I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize