Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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