do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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