I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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