if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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