if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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