he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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