He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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