I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
