You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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