Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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