on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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