in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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