"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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