I wanna bring you to show and tell
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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