she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize