your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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