I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
