I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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