She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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