dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
if i died would you start the facebook group?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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