where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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