did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
3pm strippers are depressing
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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