i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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