I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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