hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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