no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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