I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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