idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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