Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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