he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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