Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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