Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
