hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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