Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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