I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So squirting runs in the family.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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