haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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