where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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