we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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