all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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