Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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