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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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