I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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