I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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