is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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