Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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