I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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