i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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