Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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