did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm really busy with my period
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