and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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