u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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