doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
