so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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