just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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